Sa-mi zici ce intelegi, ce nu trebuia sa intelegi si ce ar trebui de fapt sa intelegi din asta...

Acum ceva vreme, o discutie in care Cristi [el fiind baiat] imi explica cum il deranjeaza in mod vadit naturaletea nula cu care se joaca in filmele porno mi-a provocat un gand.
Si cum ma gandeam eu asa, mintea a inceput sa-mi zburde in modul ei caracteristic, ajungand inevitabil la concluzia ca barbatii nu aduc nimic cu o reala intrebuintare [ sau ma rog, nu le gasesc ei intrebuintarile corecte ori modalitatea corecta de a le intrbuinta] in pat besides their penis. Please correct me if I'm wrong.
And it's not that I've been with the wrong guys, 'cause [and Issa knows this] that used to be the only criteria I applyed on selecting a boyfriend. Dar , sincer vorbind, I've only met ONE guy that can do the thing we're talking about here how it's supposed to be done. [ si nu, I'm not talking about sex, that would of been to easy. ] Dar , dear God, Jenna is soooooo good at it, she sometimes used to make me cry.
Now, ce-am vrut eu sa zic aici????